Words of Wisdom
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food!
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we f*cked up ... but that shi*t was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shi*t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shi*t."